This is our first post here at The Minougherty Report. We want to promise you right off the bat that this thing isn't going to be all about us bitching about our personal problems or writing crappy poems we expect the rest of the world to read. NO!
We aren't vain enough to think that you care about us; we are vain enough to think that you may care about our opinions on this lovely city of ours. For that reason, and because we've gotten a little tired of only talking to each other about the things on our minds, we'll bring to you on a semi-regular basis all of the shit we can scrape off our shoes and put into words.
Cats in heat:
We live in the little hood between Spence and the train tracks off Rural road, and its infested with furry feline fucks who moan like whores in the evening. Please spay and neuter your pets. The males squirt piss juice on everything and the females eye fuck the shit out of you. Still, kitties are adorable, so i feel pretty rotten about what i have to do. James, our personal shrink, received an authentic muzzle-loading musket in celebration of the birth of the Christ-child, so I'm going to the military supply store in shit hole Mesa to get some gunpowder. Oh, how the fur will fly.....
p.s. Although we have chosen our course of action in addressing the feral cat issue in Tempe, We encourage you to be creative, brutal, or nurturing in finding your own solution.
