By the way, the judge dismissed joey's trespassing ticket!
So sometimes justice does prevail.
However he was then arrested for *********....
Joey will be writing special reports about not ******* for the first time in 5 years. That is, if he doesn't go insane and kill us all first.
No ____ and no ____ make joey go _____.
Monday, April 6, 2009
Wow, we're sorry
Ok, so it's been a really long time. School intervened on our writing, and left us dumb, confused and gasping for alcohol; that sweet elixir of escape from the pressures of the world. But now we're back! I dropped a class, Joey got used to class, there's only one more month of class, so we'd better start writing again before you all forget about us.
Lets get some housekeeping stuff out of the way first...
To all of you who attended the BirthdayBASHX4 on Saturday, thanks so much for coming. Especially the musicians-yall put on a great show. And thank you Novie for the Hop Knot keg.
A subnote on the birthday bash... why did so many folks get preggers right around June 31st way back in 1986? I looked up the numbers here, (actually a pretty interesting story) and birthrates are exactly contrary to what we see with our friends. Nationally they dip in April and are highest in August... Weird. Maybe there was an orgy. In any case, happy birthday again to
AG
Teh Nov
Adam
James
Kelsey
any others I forgot.
To all of you who didn't manage to make it to the shitshow, we'll be throwin another one come graduation or whenever we get bored, and you're welcome to come along. Whoever stabbed the knife into my wall is not welcome though.
Things to look forward to:
We'll be doing a series over the next couple weeks on how not to pick up girls in different social situations. As people who have a lot of experience not picking up women, we thought it was the least we could do for the world.
We'll be looking at:
Coffee Shops
Classrooms
Bars
Parties
Restaurants
And with a special report from teh nov: The Light Rail
Lets get some housekeeping stuff out of the way first...
To all of you who attended the BirthdayBASHX4 on Saturday, thanks so much for coming. Especially the musicians-yall put on a great show. And thank you Novie for the Hop Knot keg.
A subnote on the birthday bash... why did so many folks get preggers right around June 31st way back in 1986? I looked up the numbers here, (actually a pretty interesting story) and birthrates are exactly contrary to what we see with our friends. Nationally they dip in April and are highest in August... Weird. Maybe there was an orgy. In any case, happy birthday again to
AG
Teh Nov
Adam
James
Kelsey
any others I forgot.
To all of you who didn't manage to make it to the shitshow, we'll be throwin another one come graduation or whenever we get bored, and you're welcome to come along. Whoever stabbed the knife into my wall is not welcome though.
Things to look forward to:
We'll be doing a series over the next couple weeks on how not to pick up girls in different social situations. As people who have a lot of experience not picking up women, we thought it was the least we could do for the world.
We'll be looking at:
Coffee Shops
Classrooms
Bars
Parties
Restaurants
And with a special report from teh nov: The Light Rail
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